Interviewer: How often do you masturbate?
"She was slightly intimidated and attracted to him, and he was-in the best way- kind of amused by, and attracted to, her. They had this dance from when they first met.” -Neil Burger [on Shailene and Theo]
if mermaids exist i hope they stay hidden because we’re just gonna end up killing them like we do everything else
NEW VIDEO: “Streaking With YouTubers” - I’ll be stalking/following some people who reblog - thanks for the love, y’all! <3